Hello and welcome. Please, come in, come in! Milord informed me that you would be stopping by. He is terribly sorry that He can not be here to personally greet you, but hopefully He will be home soon.

(extends hand) i am Brat, Milord's submissive. He instructed me to permit you access to His chambers and to ask you to wait here for His arrival. You'll find a bit of reading material right over there (points to papers on coffee table), that is if you care to read while you wait.

Would you care for some coffee while you wait for Milord? Yes? Wonderful! i shall go brew a fresh pot. Please, make yourself comfortable, i shall be back in a jif!